:: good thing he's cute ::
I have a story to tell.
Yesterday was quite the day. It was a semi-decent day, but I just felt hurried all day, and I shouldn't have been. I did a haircut in the morning, cleaned the house, did some laundry, then met my good friend Aubree for lunch at the wonderful Zupas. Some stressful things came up, but all in all it was an ok day.
Other than the "POOP" incident.
Lunch was great. Aubree is great. The food was GREAT.
When we were getting ready to leave I smelt poop. Zupas is just down the road a few minutes from our house so at first I thought I'll just stick Co in the car, we'll zip right home and change him. Well, I got to the car and felt a VERY full diaper. So I thought I would just change him in the backseat which I've done plenty of times. BAD IDEA.
Right as I open the diaper Cohen grabs his poop, it's all over his hand and dripping off everywhere, he wipes in down the seat, down his leg, and then grabs a play wooden spoon that was by him. All this was happening while I was holding his kicking legs and ripping more wipes out. I got his bum fairly clean when I grabbed the diaper and set it on the ground. As I'm finishing cleaning him up from head to toe in poop he decides it's funny to kick both legs as fast as he can. Trying my hardest not to get more poop on the seat of the car, I'm holing on to him for dear life, not paying attention to the diaper on the ground and I STEP in the poopy diaper. Now my shoe was COVERED in poop. Very stinky poop. GROSS! I'm gagging at this point thinking "why did you not just wait til you got home to change him?". But then again, who knows what would have happened if Cohen would have sat on all the poop in his carseat. YUCK.
I think it was an "11 wiper" diaper change.
Good thing he's cute!
{random pictures cause I was not about to take poopy pictures}
5 comments:
Oh my HILARIOUS!! So terrible and comical (looking back of course). I am not looking forward to the stinky poops....but they're coming....probably in a couple weeks, in fact. I hope you got cleaned up quickly and let the goodness of Zupas sweeten the moment. You will NEVER forget this story!
Oh man. Thank goodness for leather seats, right? Dougie is still in to kicking his legs when I change his diaper, he thinks it's super funny, but the baby inside my stomach who is getting the kicks in the head is going to get pay back when she arrives.
I LOVE your hair! You highlighted it, right? It makes me want long hair with pretty highlights. Basically, I want a wig that looks like your hair. :)
Congrats on the medical school, too! So awesome.
oh wow....I am sympathizing with you because it could happen to any of us!!! haha. that is awful. does your car still wreak of poop? I am so sorry. Lis, we have got to hang out! get these little ones together! they are at that perfect age to play. let's hang out as soon as ash gets back!
Crisis+time=humor right? I was dying of laughter. I right now am wiping a tear from my eye! That was classic! I also loved your Halloween get up! Miss you!
Im laughing so hard i have tears coming out! oh cohen! That story was great..what a day. hopefully you won't have any more poop incedents like that again! haha
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